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Comedian Rick Shapiro came in to hang out during the news.
Howard said the guy used to be a male prostitute years ago when he
was on a lot of drugs.
 Rick told Howard he was on heroin back then
and didn't remember how he got into that stuff. He claims that he
never had sex with guys when he was a male prostitute. Howard
wondered how he gets into something like that if he's a straight
guy. Rick was dishwashing at some place and he was trying to take
acting lessons. He didn't have any money so he stopped in at this
restaurant Rounds because he liked what they had on the menu. He was
getting ready to leave and asked for the check. The waiter told him
that the bill was paid for and asked for his hand. He then noticed
that there were no girls in the restaurant. The guy brought him over
to two queens and they offered to buy him a drink. He got drunk and
they asked him if he wanted to go back to their place with them. He
left after that but tried to get free meals by doing stuff like that
after. He would have guys follow him around buying him dinners and
stuff.
Rick said that he was doing stuff like that for pretty small amounts
of money. He's not proud of that stuff especially now that he's
talking about it on Howard's show. Rick says that he had a set up
with a service that would hook him up with women who were wearing
blindfolds. He said he would have sex with these girls. He said one
time this woman pulled off the blindfold and a midget came out from
behind a wall and told them to put it back on. Rick kept saying the
S-word during the interview so the delay kept getting hit.
Rick claims that he worked for a Jewish Mafia when he was into all
of this stuff. Howard wondered what he had to do for them. Rick said
there was drug dealing going on and they were in with the Columbians
and helped smuggle drugs. He said he was an idiot because he would
just put it in his pillow. Howard thought they were pretty
fascinating stories. They wondered when he last did a guy. Artie
said it was probably when he last did heroin which was between 18
and 20 years ago according to Rick. Rick said he used to fake crying
with dudes to get stuff out of them.
Gary came in and asked Rick about this girl who died when she was
doing drugs with him. Rick said he was supposed to dump her in a
river but he wasn't able to do it. Howard wanted to get more info
out of him but he couldn't name names. He said that this woman
overdosed on drugs and died. He's not even sure what happened to her
body after she passed away. Robin thought it was funny he got into
comedy after having all of that stuff happen to him. Howard thought
it would be quite a pre-interview if he ever went on The Tonight
Show.
Rick said his mother doesn't believe any of this stuff so Howard
told him how his mother doesn't even believe that he ever smoked
pot. Artie said his mother bailed him out of jail once and won't
even admit that he was ever in jail. Rick says that he is only with
women now and he's ravenous with them. He told a couple of funny
stories about being interviewed for jobs where he thought about
telling them about his many experiences but thought better of it. A
caller told Rick that his stories are funny and they should create a
sitcom around them.
Howard wanted to get into the news after that but Robin was
wondering how he got off the drugs after going through all of that
stuff. Rick said that he used to walk around talking to himself on
the street and ended up going away to some mental institutions.
There was a lot of delay hits going on as Howard started the news.
They tried to play one of Richard Christy's song parodies about
Robin's breasts but the delay was hit at least 3 times during that
bit. You can find out more about Rick at
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